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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star

No go.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

The ‘revenge tax’ buried deep in the budget bill could turn a trade war into a ‘capital war,’ analyst says - AOL.com

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Antidepressant withdrawal may be more persistent than doctors realize - PsyPost

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation